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Oh, Mr. Mason, you may be too clever for your own good.  For years, we’ve assumed your company slogan “Making people better” was referring to curing illnesses.  But in light of the illicit superhuman experiments we now know you’ve been bankrolling, it takes on an entirely different meaning.  That’s right, Constant Readers: Mason International is trying to “improve” us, trying to fix something that isn’t broken.  The only way we can stop them is if we stand up with a unified voice and say “No more!”

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