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Our Truth Session last night was a big success! Dozens of people showed up despite our accidentally putting the meeting on Thanksgiving — who knew? Guess we’re just so caught up in what we’re doing.

A special thanks to the Hollywood Community Center for hosting our event… and a very special thanks to those dedicated few who stayed after the refreshments were gone in the first 30 minutes and people realized “greater power” wasn’t some kind of religious thing — again, sorry about the confusion!

We hope you left enlightened and passionate about our cause — we know a few of you caught the “Flashlight Fever” because we’ve got new members! Now we’ll be able to get the message out to even more people, until finally we can build an army to release us from our debilitating bondage.

Until next time, Constant Readers, keep shining a light on the truth!

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A POWER GREATER THAN YOU IS IN CONTROL?

DO YOU FEEL LIKE THIS UNSEEN FORCE SHAPES THINGS IN YOUR LIFE?

IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE THIS FORCE AND WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, PLEASE JOIN US IN THE BASEMENT REC ROOM OF THE HOLLYWOOD COMMUNITY CENTER TOMORROW NIGHT @7:30PM.

REFRESHMENTS WILL BE PROVIDED.

Welcome, Constant Readers. Since our last post, The Flashlight has been knocking on doors, working the phones and canvassing neighborhoods to learn more about the Royal Family from the very companies themselves!

What we’ve found didn’t come as much of a surprise. Employees on the lower rungs of the King totem pole claim they’ve never heard of Rey, Roi or Konig, let alone this mysterious King. And of course, they’d never be party to heinous acts like those we’ve chronicled here at the Flashlight.

In this case, Constant Readers, we’re inclined to believe the people we spoke with — or at least their IGNORANCE. Most of these people are just peons trying to do the best job they can and make a living. What do they know from giant conspiracy theories and evil corporations. Unfortunately, they’re the gatekeepers of the information we need, so…

Let the campaign for truth begin!

That’s right, we’re taking the message to the very people unknowingly keeping us from shining our light on the truth, and ending the poisoning of this city. Starting tomorrow The Flashlight will unleash a torrent of pamphlets and hold TRUTH SESSIONS to show people what’s going on right under their noses.

Together, we’ll take back our city!

Remember those missing CEOs from a few months back? We were pretty excited about it. Seemed like someone was finally taking the fight to our corporate masters and teaching them a lesson… but this… there’s nothing to be learned from this.

A local masked marauder calling himself Fury of Solace claims to have murdered said CEOs and disposed of the bodies where prying eyes would never find them. And these claims would seem to be fantastical, if Solace hadn’t provided disturbing photographs of the men in question bound, gagged and beaten. He’s not bragging about the carnage he caused, not exactly… he’s saying these men deserved it because of the horrible things their companies were doing to people. He said their deaths are meant to serve as a warning to those companies that they WILL clean up their acts or face further consequences.

Except that he’s not taking down a company that’s responsible for doing terrible things, he’s a MURDERER killing people. Today, there aren’t just two dead CEOs — there are 2 widows, 5 fatherless children, and 7 grandchildren who will never get to know their grandfather.

And despite the fact that this news is all over the airwaves today — superhero pundit Starla Carter is, not surprisingly, devoting an entire episode of “Crisis” to Fury of Solace — no one is talking about what the companies did.

Then we thought about how we wanted to cheer when we heard these men were missing and we started to feel sick. We hope you do too, Constant Readers, because Fury of Solace is exactly what we have to fight against becoming. He’s not helping our argument, he’s making the public feel sorry for the very monsters he wants to take down. And that’s not even touching on the fact that HE’S A MURDERER. Isn’t murder, corruption and the whole lot what we’re out to put a stop to?

People need to be reasoned with. Enlightened. Changed.

Death isn’t a change — it’s the end.

Over the past month we’ve been trying to gain access into the corporate servers of Rey, Konig, and Roi, and despite our best efforts, we have uncovered exactly no paper trail connecting these companies to the individual known as King. Nothing’s coming up on the financial rosters of either corporation, and all their respective intra-corporate dealings have turned up nothing. We at the Flashlight are starting to wonder if this King character even exists. With everything that’s going on, it’s hard to imagine that a single person could be pulling the strings of as many as thirty corporations that are diversified over a dozen areas of commerce.

The search continues…