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Monthly Archives: February 2008

Watching Hillary Clinton debate tonight with the 800-lb. substance-less gorilla that Barack Obama has become was painful.

Apparently unwilling to damage Obama’s chances in the general election (and thus help the Republicans win again), Clinton simply didn’t take any real hard swings at him. Instead, she seemed to choose the high road, deftly beating him any time she actually got a chance to debate the issues, but far too often Obama was able to sidestep, talk about leadership, and preen for the camera.

It makes me sick.

It also made me start thinking about NESARA.

Now, I’m not one to put much stock in a supposed panacea bill that would solve everything that’s wrong in America, but… well, it’s nice to dream about, right?

Just in case you’ve been under a rock the last decade, here’s what some say was supposed to be Big Willy’s crowning achievement… and other say was the thing he fought hardest against:

Whatever you do, don’t send money to NESARA organizations unless you know and trust the people involved PERSONALLY, since many of them have been revealed as scams.

And after tonight’s debate, I’m guessing it’s time to say hello to the New World Order, which looks surprisingly like the old world order…

For the last month, I’ve been trying to straighten out The Flashlight’s erstwhile flamer, fullofit965, and prove to him that conspiracy isn’t a dirty word and that lots of these “theories” have been proven to have REALLY HAPPENED. Well, it seems like he finally got the message after 4 straight weeks of posts, because FINALLY he stopped arguing and hasn’t shown his virtual face in the comments.

Consider yourself schooled, fullofit! And in honor of you learning your lesson… and because I went to the trouble of researching all this already, today I’m giving you a double dose of proven conspiracies… starting now:

The U.S. government was going to nuke the moon to show our country’s superiority. “What?” you say. That’s right, it was called Project A119, and it involved sending an intercontinental ballistic missile into the line dividing the light and dark sides of the moon. Why? Because it was looking like the Soviets were going to reach the moon first, and we had to show the world that we were even more technologically advanced. I’m not sure how BLOWING A HOLE IN THE MOON would prove this, but such was the plan at the time. Luckily they realized in time that that was batshit crazy and should be left for Bond villains and Chairface from The Tick.

Project Stargate. No, the sci-fi series isn’t based on reality, at least as far as we know. Instead, this Stargate involved the Army using psychics for “remote viewing.” For 22 years. Even though they were almost always wrong. In fact, the Army wouldn’t even tell the psychics when they were wrong because they feared it would “lower their morale.” The real question is — why is it called Project Stargate? But that’s a later post…

This will be our last post before Christmas, but we’ll still be checking your submissions, so don’t hesitate to send us anything and everything you uncover!

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For 3 straight weeks I’ve posted PROVEN CONSPIRACIES to show fullofit965 what an idiot he is, but still he keeps arguing with me. Here’s number 4. I’m putting up a new one each week until he admits defeat.


Mind control. Attempted, at least. Also known as MKULTRA, this series of experiments was probably made most famous by the numerous paranoid schizophrenics who called in to late night radio talk shows to say that the CIA was controlling their minds. While most of ¬†their claims are likely the stuff of bad fan-fic, the CIA really did conduct experiments starting in 1953 to learn how to control our minds. Supposedly begun after rumors circulated about Communists using mind control, the CIA asininely began doing these tests on actual American citizens, leading to at least one death, several people suffering permanent comas, ¬†and — when the experiments were uncovered — the CIA themselves admitting that the experiments MADE NO SCIENTIFIC SENSE.

Anyone out there? Conspiratorial Investigators (CIs) wanted. Contact me to help ILLUMINATE THE TRUTH!